im-a-mess-babe:

You make me happier than anyone I’ve ever known.

letting-go-is-freedom:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either

dankmemeuniversity:

lesbianjennyholzer:

MEN ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT THEY DO

susiethemoderator:

gluten-free-pussy:

My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed

5 Stars

thexfiles:

something: *is none of my god DAMN business*
me: 🔍👀📝

starlight-lilith:

polygonfighter:

this is gonna come to life and strangle this man to death in the middle of the night

i am being one hundred percent honest when i say words cannot fucking express how viscerally horrifying this is. even if this is a joke the fact that he made this thing is terrifying. this is an image that would be used for an scp. im mortally afraid that this man exists on the same planet as the rest of us

dragon-in-a-fez:

cops invited to school get fucking owned

ichigotchipng:

ichigotchipng:

someone just requested a 30-50 second sketch animatic for $10